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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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