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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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