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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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