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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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