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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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