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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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