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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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