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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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