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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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