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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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