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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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