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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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