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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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