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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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