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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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