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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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