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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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