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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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