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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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