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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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