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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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