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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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