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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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