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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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