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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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