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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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