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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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