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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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