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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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