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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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