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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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