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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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