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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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