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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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