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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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