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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖
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