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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮
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