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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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