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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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