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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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