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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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