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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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