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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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