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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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