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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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