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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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