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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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