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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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