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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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