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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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