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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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