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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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