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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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