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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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