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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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