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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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