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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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