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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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