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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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