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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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